Chicago The Musical: Cell Block Tango And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county jail in their rendition of the cell block tango Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh (squeezing necklace) Cicero (smoke puffs)Lipschitz! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you’d have been thereIf you’d have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh (squeezing necklace) Cicero (smoke puffs) Lipschitz! You know how people have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and I’m looking for a bit of sympathy and there’s Bernie layin’ on the couch, drinkin’ a beer and chewin’. No, not chewin’. Poppin’. So, I said to him, I said, “you pop that gum one more time…” and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots… …into his head. He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you’d have been there If you’d have heard it I betcha you would Have done the same! I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He’d go to work, he’d come home, I’d fix him a drink, We’d have dinner. And then I found out, “Single” he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married …oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You …